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Congratulations, America. You've elected the Antichrist.
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At this point, we don't think a link is necessary. The American voters have spoken, and they've elected the antichrist by a wide margin.
We could spend hours analyzing why Palin/McCain did not succeed in the 2008 election. We won't. We think it's obvious why.
The United States has moved away from God. As a result, they've elected a chief executive who embodies the same distorted, Godless views as they . . . The unborn are mere "embryos", NOT people or homunculuses; homosexuals are "attracted to different people", NOT abominations before God; divorcees are NOT adulterers; working on the Sabbath is NOT a violation of God's Law worthy of death; wearing blended fabrics is NOT a sin; the Bible is NOT God's pure, perfect, and unadulterated Word of Law.
Yes, the people -- if you wish to call them that -- have spoken. 
Sarah Palin will begin campaigning for 2012. We, the Paliban, will support her. However, for a couple of years at least, she will be largely in the background.
What will the Paliban do?
We will bring you, dear reader, news which lightens your heart and helps you realize God is still present in America.
We will fill you in on the latest doings of the New Apostolic Reformation, the latest version of Christian Reconstruction, which claims a rapidly-growing 11% of the American population. Yes, God's people have a greater population than all the Sodomites, who claim a mere 10%!
We will make sure you know how you can be involved in the Reformation, and which of your elected officials are their supporters. We'll point out appointed staffers who are also Reformation supporters!
Many Christians who are not part of the Reformation are with us, rather than against us. They are fighting to ban sodomite "marriage", and eliminate the genocide of the unborn. They work tirelessly to place the Ten Commandments in schools and courthouses. Many are in the Constitution Party.
We'll keep you posted on their activities, as well.
We'll keep up on Karl Rove. We'll let you know what Jesus wants, too.
We're not going away, friends. Feel free to turn to us in this difficult time. Post comments on our articles. Send us emails or post messages on the discussion board, asking for information about particular subjects or suggesting topics. We'll do our best to help!
America may not love Jesus, but we love you, reader. We'll do what we can to provide you a beacon of light in a dark world!
Oh, and Heil Obama. 
Atheists Sue to Stop Day of Prayer
Tags: atheist, legal, national day of prayer, paliban
Link: http://pewforum.org/news/display.php?NewsID=16609
God-hating atheist cult "Freedom from Religion Foundation" (www.ffrf.org) proudly filed a lawsuit on Friday, October 3, viciously attacking President Bush, White House Press Secretary Dana Perino, Wisconsin Gov. Jim Doyle, and National Day of Prayer Task Force Chairwoman Shirley Dobson for their support of the National Day of Prayer.
"Designations of an official Day of Prayer by presidential and gubernatorial proclamations ... create a hostile environment for nonbelievers," the complaint says.
The Two-State Solution
Tags: israel, paliban, palin, two state solution
Controversial as ever, the two-state answer to the perennial Israel question reared its head at the VP debate last week.
There are two views of this question:
Rev. John Hagee is one of thousands of Christian Zionists. In 2006, he formed Christians United for Israel (www.cufi.org), hoping to bring together American Christian Zionists to influence the United States government.
Biden Distorts Palin's Message on Sodomites
Tags: biden, debate, gay marriage, gay rights, paliban, palin, vp debate
Link: http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/10/02/debate.transcript/
In last night's debate, we the Paliban were thrilled with Governor Sarah Palin's performance. Why?
Rather than respond to questions posed by Gwen Ifill, Governor Palin took full advantage of her biggest audience yet and addressed the issues SHE wanted to address. One example:
And I may not answer the questions that either the moderator or you want to hear, but I'm going to talk straight to the American people and let them know my track record also.
- Rather than continuing to use uppity East Coast pronunciations that her handlers recommended, like "new-cle-ar", she returned to her homespun roots and proudly proclaimed that Iran should not be allowed to have "noo-cue-lar" capabilities. Go SARAH!
- She hammered home the Maverick Message, demonstrating time and again that she and Senator McCain are True Mavericks.
- She brought up God repeatedly, and even wished that God would bless Senator Biden's schoolteacher wife. She graciously suggested that Mrs. Biden's reward for her years of underpaid schoolteachering would be "in Heaven". (Sadly, she won't be there to collect; the Bidens are Catholic!)
- She pointed out how her many years in Alaska have helped her relate to and understand America's Heartland!
These were all wonderful things.
However, Biden saw fit to twist her straight up message on Sodomite "Rights" into an appalling pretzel of perversion!
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